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Comedy Central
Feb 4, 2013 11:00pm PST
by disrupting our vegetable supply. you want our attention, hack our tv news. >> today as cnn tried to cover the news about the hacking story, the chinese government blacked out the story. >> china is literally watching cnn on air with the finger on a button >> jon: that's not just the chinese. that's pretty much how we all watch cnn. >> i'm wolf blitzer. you're in the... >> jon: (jon hits button). ( cheers and applause ) i have to say, china, i'm not feeling that threatened. maybe iran could pick up the slack. >> now the greatest achievements of iran's space program to date, the islamic republic enters a monkey into space and recovers his safely. >> jon: or you could shoot a monkey into space. no one was more excited about this than the monkey himself. seen here doing his impression of hans solo in carbonite. iran, you think the c.i.a.... you just got pita on your [bleep]. that guys don't [bleep] around. not for nothing. a little propaganda advice. you can't brag to us. we did that 50 years ago. we had been launching space monkeys before you had us overthrow your democratically elected gove
Comedy Central
Jan 31, 2013 11:00pm PST
be everyone at ease. why won't he do it? [cheers and applause] to be clear, this will is skeet-gate. cnn white house correspondent. >> how often does the president go skeet shooting and are there photographs of him doing so? >> i would refer you to his comments. i don't know how often. he does go to camp david with regular later but i'm not sure how often. >> jon: is there a photograph of him doing it? >> there may be but i haven't seen it. >> why haven't we heard about it before? >> jon: it's funny you haven't heard about it billion because i it falsely shows him as a gun rights sympathizer so we can abolish liberty and i assume -- but i'm going to have to check on that lax laugh i don't get it. by the way, with the whole does he shoot guns, does he not shoot? since when did the ability to fire a weapon become a badge of honor? a patriotic achievement? all you need is a finger. merit wise it ranks right up there with this. the point is, mr. president, what are you doing? why try. as far as most of your opponents nothing will ingratiate you to them. as summed up in the dr. seuss classic oh, th
Comedy Central
Feb 14, 2013 11:00pm PST
] [cheers and applause] cnn has been on the case for some reason giving this boat crisis wall to (bleep) covered wall coverage treating a stalled cruise ship like it's the shackleton expedition. >> it's a great moment to visually connect you to the daughter you have not seen in seven days. >> jon: yeah, you are not heros, guys. it's not a hostage situation or a baby in a well. you reconnected them. they weren't supposed to see each other. she's on a cruise for a few days. [ laughter ] meanwhile, the ship of stool enjoys 24/7 coverage and a slow tug job back to mobile, alabama, while other stories remain remarkably under the radar. >> heads of state and leaders from 57 islamic countries excluding syria are in the two day capital for the meeting. >> jon: interesting but are they (bleep) in bags? if they are not -- i see it's the oic. not as catchy as islamapalooza but it will do. [ laughter ] are you getting that? all right. the oic led by secretary general ekmeleddin ihsanoglu or as his friends call him -- yeah. they say how walking off private plan planes is for chumps. check that bad b
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